The madness must stop. This man is not hot, nor is he a babe, or even inexplicably attractive.
STRAIGHT UP VANILLA!
To set the record straight - please feast your eyes on the following.
Josh Homme in a 'I've wanted to have babies with you since I was 14 you tall sexy man' kind of way.
Clive Owen in a hot dad kind of way. Never underestimate the power of a hot dad ( not your own father....gross).
Chris Issak in a I don't know why but it just feels right kind of way ( please see Kenickie from Grease, and only in Grease, for a further example).
Alexander Skarsgard but ONLY as Vampire Eric, and preferably naked.
Ed Westwick but only as Chuck and only for his irresistible bad boy charm.
And a new entry.........Ryan Reynolds. I only want to hear the words 'Ryan' and 'hot' in a sentence if we are talking about this fine specimen. This came about after a dream in which Mr. Reynolds was my uni lecturer however all he did was perform sit ups in his underwear. YES. PLEASE.
You have to be careful though. Sometimes someone who you thought was THE BEST THING EVER somehow does a 360 on you. Meet Aaron Carter, my future husband circa 1997.
Wait a minute...
Not Ryan Gosling
Robert "Footface" Pattinson or any other star from Twilight.
Zac Efron. I don't trust a man with eyebrows that perfect.
Paul Walker , because he reminds me of my most hated movies of all time.
Bradley Cooper . As if he isn't the same person as Marv from Home Alone people. Did anyone think MARV was a babe?!
WHO IS WHO?!
So tell me, am I the only person in the universe who doesn't get the Ryan Gosling thing? Did you just unsubscribe from this blog because I said it?
Who do you find to be totally babein? Or did someone turn out to be your Aaron Carter?