Friday, January 13, 2012

For The Public Record

The madness must stop. This man is not hot, nor is he a babe, or even inexplicably attractive. 

RYAN GOSLING


STRAIGHT UP VANILLA!

To set the record straight - please feast your eyes on the following.

Jake Gyllenhaal in a straight up babe kind of way. Yes please.



Josh Homme in a 'I've wanted to have babies with you since I was 14 you tall sexy man' kind of way.



Clive Owen in a hot dad kind of way. Never underestimate the power of a hot dad ( not your own father....gross). 



Chris Issak in a I don't know why but it just feels right kind of way ( please see Kenickie from Grease, and only in Grease,  for a further example).



Alexander Skarsgard but ONLY as Vampire Eric, and preferably naked.



Ed Westwick but only as Chuck and only for his irresistible bad boy charm.



And a new entry.........Ryan Reynolds. I only want to hear the words 'Ryan' and 'hot' in a sentence if we are talking about this fine specimen. This came about after a dream in which Mr. Reynolds was my uni lecturer however all he did was perform sit ups in his underwear. YES. PLEASE.



You have to be careful though. Sometimes someone who you thought was THE BEST THING EVER somehow does a 360 on you. Meet Aaron Carter, my future husband circa 1997.

Hello handsome.



Uhhhhhhhh....nice shirt.



Wait a minute...



WUT.



RECAP:

Hot:

Not Ryan Gosling

Not:

Robert "Footface" Pattinson or any other star from Twilight.
Zac Efron. I don't trust a man with eyebrows that perfect.
Paul Walker , because he reminds me of my most hated movies of all time.
Bradley Cooper . As if he isn't the same person as Marv from Home Alone people. Did anyone think MARV was a babe?!


WHO IS WHO?!



So tell me, am I the only person in the universe who doesn't get the Ryan Gosling thing? Did you just unsubscribe from this blog because I said it?

Who do you find to be totally babein? Or did someone turn out to be your Aaron Carter?

32 comments:

  1. Clive, Jake, Chuck, Vampire Eric nom nom nom nom nom

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    1. Could you imagine putting them all in the same room? Swoon!

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  2. I don't get it either! Haha. :D

    http://www.sandra-thepuzzleofmylife.blogspot.com/

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  3. I am ALL about the Paul Rudd and Jason Segal. Mmmhmmm.Jason just looks like a cuddler.
    My heart was also crushed by Aaron Carter's fall into fug.

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    1. Who doesn't love a cuddler! Aaron Carter has a lot to answer for!

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  4. i'm sorry but i'm going to have to go ahead and disagree with you on the whole ryan gosling thing. at first, i like you, just didn't get it. who was the dweeby blonde thing everyone was making a fuss of?

    and then i saw stupid crazy love. and i got it.

    this man also has amazing personal style. just take a gander at this if you will... http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-20-flawless-perfect-pictures-of-ryan-gosling

    ryan reynolds, agree, yes, he's gorgeous...

    bradley cooper, he has charisma and amazing hair.

    i'm quite partial to milo ventimiglia myself... i do like a dark and handsome man, mr flats included...

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    1. Look loafers and chinos are all fine and dandy but his face, what about his plain ol' face! I have to admit I have only seen him in The Notebook and Blue Valentine.

      Milo is one fine looking gentleman!

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  5. Nice dream about Ryan Reynlods :D

    I had the massivest crush on Paul Walker years ago! Still love the FF movies :D

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    1. I only hope it is a reoccurring dream :)

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  6. OMG Josh Homme... huge Queens of the Stone Age fan right here. He is a beautiful man (even though he smokes, but I don't know, he just seems to make it look like the sexiest thing in the world - even though it's not).

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    1. Have you seen him in concert? The man has the sexiest swagger that ever was. If i was slightly younger and more impressionable I'd probably be convinced by him to take up smoking ha ha.....not really. QOTSA are amazing.....love them.

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  7. Sorry, I love Ryan Gosling. Did you not want to just ravage him in The Notebook? NOOOO!!! You have ruined Bradley Cooper for me now.... hahaha. There IS some resemblance there unfortunately. Haha. Oh and have you seen Straw Dogs with Eric Nor...I mean Alexander Skarsgard? I never thought he would be hot as anything but a vampire but DAY-UM he is HOT in that movie. Recommend checking it out because it was an ok movie too :D

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    1. No I didn't! I love The Notebook but not for Ryan Gosling ha ha I just want to grow old with someone wahhh! Haven't seen Straw Dogs yet must get onto it!

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  8. Hahahaha awesome post! I kinda disagree about Ryan Gosling, I don't think he is the best-looking guy ever, but he is pretty amazing in Crazy Stupid Love.

    I never realised how much Bradley Cooper looks like the guy from Home Alone! That's hilarious! I never thought he was attractive but definitely not now, lol.

    Definitely agree with Alexander Saasgard, but yes only as Eric, and only with short hair! My 12-year-old crush was Leonardo Di Caprio in Titanic and Romeo + Juliet, and I still find him gorgeous!

    My ideal guy is James Franco! mmmmmm x

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    1. Oh yes Leo was GORGEOUS is Titanic and he is still a babe! I'm glad I am raising public awareness about this Bradley Cooper situation he he x

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  9. This was so funny. Thanks for the post!! :D

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    1. My pleasure! The research of the pictures was the hardest part ;)

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  10. Oh well, when boys grow up they're not always cute anymore :( THat was how I felt with Tom Felton! :(

    Chrissy

    My Makeup Blog | YouTube

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    1. Oh yes poor Tom Felton did not fare well with age!

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  11. I'm sorry, but Paul Walker IS hot! But then again, anyone tall with a penis I'll be all over ;-)

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  12. I'm with you - I don't get the Ryan Gosling thing either. I also have trouble taking a Mr Baby Goose seriously, but I'm immature like that ;) His performances in Crazy Stupid Love and Drive are some of the worst acting I have ever witnessed. Cringed my way through all his scenes in both.

    Do. Not. Like.

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    1. I have the feeling we could be great friends ;)

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  13. I'm not in the Ryan Gosling fan club either, in fact I tweeted about it a week or two ago. The wise think alike, right?

    Of your list of hotties, I'll take Ryan Reynolds thanks. Lucky Blake.

    I have a soft spot for Bradley Cooper because he was on Alias, and a man that can speak fluent French has my vote.

    But my #1 celebrity hottie is Matt Bomer. He's perfection.

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    1. Glad to hear we are on the same wave length regarding Ryan G! I just Googled this Matt Bomer you speak of ...not bad, not bad at all!

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  14. Yes definitely no Ryan Gosling. Yeesssh. Not attractive at all.

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  15. I agree with absolutely everything you said! hahahaha how funny is Aaron Carter's transformation!

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    1. oh and I tagged you in a blog challenge if you want to give it a go xx
      http://www.thelustlaboratory.blogspot.com/2012/01/tag-youre-it.html

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    2. Hahaha great post (except for the fact that I am so on team Ryan Gosling!).

      However completely agree with you on all other notes and how handsome was Kinicke in Grease! You're the only other person I know to agree with me on that.

      Xx

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